Monday, June 5, 2017

Pigeon impossible

CIA CLASSIFIED

YOUR MISSION: TAKE OUT THE ISIS HEADQUARTERS

Your briefing: Drive to the us air force base, there will be a man wearing yeezes with a PPAP top a banana pants and a falcons cap he will guide you to a bomber you will drive to the Isis base and take them out. Good luck and remember to stay away from that blasted pigeon.


Walter knew what to do he jumped in his Hennessy venom gt and raced to the base as he was told. Eventually he found Jeff in a air craft hanger standing next to a jet almost 50 times the size of him. Jeff told Walter the exact location of Isis. He told Walter it was In Africa. Walter was a bit suspicious but he went with his gut and flew to his destination. After days of flying walter found a remote village filled with African rebels. He was just about to bomb them but out of the corner of his Eye he saw a pigeon wearing thug life glasses and a bandana. He knew who it was, it was piegon ham..


As soon as piegon ham saw Walter he gave the call. It was on. Walter tried to make himself a hard target but there were too many of them. He knew he was dead. Walters plane eventually ran out of fuel and he crash landed in the middle of the camp. Rebels rushed to the scene and surrounded the jet with RPGs and ak47s. All Walter had was a saw off Shotgun but he knew he was trained well. First he shot the guys on the left which drew the people on the right. When they were distracted he took them out. Suddenly he heard a gunshot and he knew what it was, a sniper. Walter took cover and looked for movement. He saw a black long figure covered in fake bush behind it was a man in a ghillie suit. AKA the sniper. Walter aimed and shoot but he was out of ammo. The only weapon he had wpas a throwing knife. If he missed it was game over for him and the CIA. He took aim and threw. It was a hit! It wasn't over yet. Walter still had to get out of the base!

Walter sprinted to the only jet in the base and took off. Just when Walter thought that he was safe he saw a bunch of birds. First it was just a dot that became a splotch that became a medium sized flock of pigeons lead by a piegon wearing thug life glasses and a bandana.Pigeon ham flew over Walter and painted him white with his fees. Walter ran to the only helicopter there was and took off. He knew pigeon ham was going to come back and he was right! Pigeon ham came back but not alone. He brang all of his pigeon brothers and sisters. They all charged at the propellers with no mercy, his wind screen was covered in fees and the helicopter was on fire! Walter pounced on the only parachute and leaped out the smashed window. Walter watched as bits flew off of the helicopter. He was safe this time…


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